All Your Stupid Rules

"Matthew (furyni) - He is basically the single sweetest guy I’ve had the honor of meeting on Tumblr. I can honestly say with my whole heart that he has such a tender heart and is just purely wonderful. He cracks me up all the time and he is such a cutie pie. The lady who snags this one is going to be so very lucky. " -- Annie (afishwithtits)

FANGIN' AND BANGIN' 24/7

Free counters

reeshbooty replied to your post: I’ve decided that from now on I stay behind the…

But why?

reeshbooty

richardsbitchtitties replied to your post: richardsbitchtitties replied to your post: I’ve…

“pets face” shh

richardsbitchtitties

richardsbitchtitties replied to your post: I’ve decided that from now on I stay behind the…

matt bby nooo i like ur face tho

richardsbitchtitties

Everyone chooses someone over me.

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

(via rabbit-habits)

I’ve decided that from now on I stay behind the camera. No exceptions.

Not even if Richard Kruspe showed up at my front door after I posted this.

Nope.

Tumblr Crushes:

Critics are giving The Adventures of Ding a Ling Dong Lindemann and Sassy Assy two ding dongs up

reeshbooty:

riderofthelastday:

reeshbooty:

“Your book is epic. I dont think I laughed so hard in a long time. I lost my shit at ‘Monk hair’ and also at ‘Booty Kruspe’” - Becki

“…the greatest piece of fan fiction I ever read in my life. I am crying.” -Sacha

“Omfg that was beautiful. I love it so so much. Best.” - Nikki

GET YOUR COPY TODAY

Can I pre-order the special edition that includes an audio reading by Samuel L. Jackson?

We are still trying to get Mr. Jackson to return our calls.

BUT that guy from TMZ said he’d do it if we couldn’t get SLJ.